Stalking the girl next door

[FreeMason]

Hello today, how are you
If you see me, then I see you too
I know this will be quite a fright
But I watch you in the dead of night

I don’t quite know if you know me
But you’d be surprised of what I see
I’ve seen you in your quaint, little home
Oh, by the way, I have your comb

Your birthday is the second of June
Your favourite colour is maroon
If you think that this is creepy yet
Your in for quite a shock, I bet

Your bedroom on the second floor
Next to mine, right next door
Can’t you see we’re meant to be
I even have a matching room key

I’ll give back all the stuff I stole
Except for that one shoe sole
It’s in the closet, next to the shrine
Where I always pray you’ll be mine

Forget a big wedding, who needs to know
No need for a date, no dinner or show
Cause I’m the man you’ve always dreamed of
So come to me, my dearest, sweet love


Girl Next Door Respond


What an interesting introduction you have there
I think you gave me a little more than a scare
Oh, by the way, I’m doing just fine
But I think this watching thing has crossed the line

I doubt I know someone as creepy as you
Even if I got the chance, I don’t think I’d want to
Especially since you’re someone that watches me at home
And just to let you know, that probably wasn’t my comb

So you know my birthday is the second of June
Well don’t expect to be invited anytime soon
Yes in fact, I find this creepy and queer
You’re the kind of person I fear

This is enough, tell me no more
I closed the curtains and locked the door
How can you say we’re meant to be
Coming from a stalker, that’s pretty funny

Everything you’ve touched, I don’t want it back
Sanity, for your information, is something you lack
Crazy enough to build a shrine of me
Soon enough, an asylum is where you’ll be

A restraining order is what you’ll get
A lifetime in jail, better yet
Don’t be expecting any sort of call
As of now, don’t be expecting to see me at all

[Abdiel_Arcade]

!!Brilliant
its funny how we praise god for doing just the same thing

[ابو مينا]

It was so fun to create such an artistic travesty out of what worship stands for in monotheism

[FreeMason]

Comon lads that was so fast, I didn't think it's so revealing
This was funny back in university days

The girl response was real btw

[Abdiel_Arcade]

it wasn't that revealing its just that we are smart
and what did you mean when you said that the girl's response was real ?